Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Office Ofish


In my work place we got a few unique characters and their unique one of a kind dialogs that become so patent..the the moment it is said....for a second people are stunned..and next moment people are in splits..

I being the Commercial Admin have to meet everyone from the Housekeeping staff to security to engineers to top management...and I have my best time with the housekeeping, security and the engineers (unintentionally uncouth at times)

Level 5
In this level the dialogs are hilarious but they dont rank the top..

One of our officers who has a very screechy voice and cant say "jh"was "accused" of a wrong accounting and she got so frantic and started wailing "naaaaahhhiii ye sab chuuuuttttt (jhuttt) hai...maine aisa koooch nahi kiya"

Level 4
This is this engineer who was checking out a new receptionist...and accidentally blurted out "Savita bhabhi maal hai......" and his boss was passing by him giving him this "i-saw-her-too" look

Level 3
There is this woman who not many people are fond of coz she is too showy and bossy....

We get our evening teas to our day the office boy was late to get the tea and this female (AJ) was like
AJ: "Omi, tu chai banavto ke kada banavto...." (Omi, you making tea or sumthng else) and
Omis reply was
" Piyaycha aahe tar piya, majha doka satakla aahe, ha cha tumcha dokyavar taakun denaar" (drink if you want to, i have already lost my cool and i will put this tea on your head)

AJ was time on she never ever whined to Omi.

Level 2
My office boy and one of my security staff...both love to talk...and they have so so so many stories about their village...
My office boy swears a lot...and his favorite word is "Bhenc*** and Madar****"...In one sentence he will use these words trice..
His all time favorite dialog before starting a story  is "Arreee...shahab..Scene-shot suno na......"..His nick name "Scene-shot"

My security guy...a very shy, calm, 6 foot tall, muscular guy....whenever he is frustrated he has a unique swear word "tuchhh praani or zalil insaaan"

Both these words have become a rage at my work place...

Last but the best...this one takes the cake..

Level 1
We have a lady in our housekeeping staff..she was supposedly married very early and has 6 kids...she got into an argument with Scene-shot (office boy) once for something he said like "aap to bhuddhi ho gai, aap se ye kaam nahi ho sakta"(you are old you can do this sort of work)

For which she very confidently replied without even batting an eyelid..."aye Omi aisa mat bol...mei abhi bhi bacha paida kar sakti hu"(aye Omi, dun say that i can still bear kids)...All she wanted to say was am not old and I can still work well

Omi was stunned...we had this O shape expression on our face....This dialog is so famous that for anything and everything people have started using this....

How i love all this.....


  1. Seems like one crazy workplace you work at there.

    The last one indeed took the cake but bit about 'tumcha dokyavar taakun denaar' almost had me fall off my chair. I'm guessing that sounded a million times funnier in Marathi.

    Hilarious Stuff.

  2. PS: he has a very gauti accent "tumchya dawkyavar" you can imagine....

    its fun to have people like that


  3. super hilarious one dee awesome workplace u have

  4. Thanks Amu :)

    It sure is fun....

  5. I totally agree with atrocious! 'Chaha tumchya dokyawar taknaar' is howlarious!!

    I have heard so much hindi/marathi/bengali crap lately that if i start penning down all the dialogues, it would be another post altogether!

    but my fav all time dialogue has gotta be.. after my best male friend's breakup, he was told by another dramatic cheesy guy..

    "Bhai, samay har zakham ko bhar deta hai.."
    to which he very seriously replied,
    "Sure, but will he be as good in bed as she was?"


  6. hahahahaha.....

    there have been a few unknowing dumb dialogs that i blurted out and out me into super embarrassing

    once we had a ganpati pooja in one of our friends newly opened lodging boarding....our 1st group went before the practicals and came back...i and my frnd amit went later...we were in lectures all day and tired...

    After coming back from the pooja we met our friends at the gate and a group of juniors were beside us one of our friends asked "kidhar gaye the tum dono" and amit was streching himself and said "mei aur dee lodge gaye the.." and before we could rectify the juniors gave the "OMG look" and went off giggling

    these lil moments make life worth living...

  7. *Bhai, samay har zakham ko bhar deta hai.."
    to which he very seriously replied,
    "Sure, but will he be as good in bed as she was?"*

    MTV Bolti Band

  8. Very funny n very interesting blog Paa...was reading it so much concentration(on my phone) tht I forgot tht I was getting late to work.tht what next wala feeling kept me engrossed in ur blog...a few dialogues like one in marathi n the second savita bhabhi wala were way too funny....lookin foward to more funny posts like these

  9. One crazy and funny workplace...
    And yeah..the conversations at work place can be damn funny at times...

    the best still has to be the comment given by Express.. haha ..Seriously funny :D

  10. Hi Kunal

    Thanks for your comment,

    I agree...Express's friends expression would have been hilarious

  11. Madam.. Yeh padhne ke baad aisa lagta hai.. Ek baar tere office aana hi padega!!! ;-)


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